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zackisontumblr:

the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes

grawly:

grawly:

if this gets 500 notes ill download every single kidz bop album and marathon the whole thing, or at least not listen to any other music until i get through the entire thing

im livid

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“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” 
-Tina Fey

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

shingekinokyojinheaven:

what a weird dog

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fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

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alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

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xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

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