(Source: lewky)

blainiacs:

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

marielleidiot:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(Source: snarg)

n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:

its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres

they still arent in new york

(Source: sassy-gay-karkat)

inreallifetherearenofairytales:

BUT IN AMERICA WE HAVE MEMORIAL DAY. JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM?

inreallifetherearenofairytales:

BUT IN AMERICA WE HAVE MEMORIAL DAY. JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM?

image

(Source: chibird)

No wonder people think I'm a satanist...
my sister: why do you wear such emo clothes?
me: because they're black like my soul.
my sister: ...

thewisepickle:

godsquito:

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know

Follow the wise pickle for more.

ashleydarkness01:

  • “hey do you have anything to eat”
  • “what’s your wifi code” 
  • “let’s go on tumblr”
  • “let’s take pictures”
  • “i’m hungry”
  • “i need to pee”
  • “blast music or somthing”
abcdefghijkatherine:

thisgirlisamonster:

hola-holi:

Laaaaaaaaaa cigueñaaaaaa se culioooooooooooo a tu mama (8)

Conchetumaree comentario qlioo asdsadsas mas encima lo cante sadsadasdas *o*

ksdgfefgwerfjsdgfsdhgjfshdk fasdctm xddddddddddddd

abcdefghijkatherine:

thisgirlisamonster:

hola-holi:

Laaaaaaaaaa cigueñaaaaaa se culioooooooooooo a tu mama (8)

Conchetumaree comentario qlioo asdsadsas mas encima lo cante sadsadasdas *o*

ksdgfefgwerfjsdgfsdhgjfshdk fasdctm xddddddddddddd

(Source: slow-motion-jump-attack)

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
rustic-romance:

strange, every night of mine is occupied by insomnia…

rustic-romance:

strange, every night of mine is occupied by insomnia…

most-awkward-moments:

Studies show that this blog develops ab muscles due to excessive laughter.